GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movi